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Terms of Use

Welcome to (hereafter “website”). By using this website and the services provided you (hereafter “user”) agree to, accept responsibility for and accept with kindness the following disclaimer and terms of use. The user agrees to possess a deep knowledge of this document and although complete memorization is not required, it is highly recommended because that would just be downright impressive.

By accessing this website the user agrees to accept responsibility for knowing, and deciding for themselves if they will comply with applicable international, federal, state, county, provincial, municipal, local and sub-local laws, regulations and statutes. If a user does not agree with these terms of use they are prohibited from using or accessing this site.

The views expressed by the authors of this website are opinion and do not necessarily represent the views of anyone else, including the author’s family (immediate or otherwise), friends, fans, groupies, pets, developers and engineers (both electrical and mechanical), organizations, governments, non-governmental organizations, non-profits, for-profits, offshore tax sheltered entities or any other organization, or other representation both real and imagined that is associated with this website.

Any facts presented on this website are purely accidental and should be verified by consulting with the appropriate medical, legal, financial or spiritual professional. Although the content of this website may seem authoritative and true, this website does not offer legal, medical, financial, psychiatric or any other professional advice. All materials and information are provided “as is”, although we are still working out the definition of what “is”is. This website makes no warranties, expressed or implied, real or imagined, animal, vegetable or mineral, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. (I have no idea what that last sentence means but I found it on another website’s disclaimer and it sounded very comprehensive, so I’m using it, which now that I think of it, may be violating that website’s terms of use. Please don’t tell them.)

All materials contained on this website are protected by applicable copyright and trademark laws and protections including text, photos, drawings, charts, graphs, tables  and everything else I forgot to list. It is extremely bad karma to infringe upon copyright and trademarks and this website takes no responsibility for the cosmic bad luck that will surely curse a user’s life that engages in such a terrible activity. Caveat emptor.

This website may contain links to other websites on various posts, pages, menus, side bars, widgets, plug-ins, banners, photos, social media buttons and anti-social media buttons. This website does not guarantee the accuracy, consistency, color, temperature, safety, beauty or anything else found therein and hereby is not responsible for the contents or for the consequences of a users use of that content.

This website contains advice that is only applicable to the author and even though it may seem to make sense in your particular situation this information is for “entertainment purposes only”. If you choose to follow any advice entertainment found on this blog please consult the appropriate professional/nonprofessional/spiritual leader/deity including but not limited to physician, non-physicians, lawyers, financial advisors, sales associates, accountants, gurus, spiritual leaders, artificial intelligence, google, historical figures,licensed horologist, your mother, psychics, witch doctors or other bloggers.

The materials on this website are certain to include errors including, speling, grammar and overall sentence structure like run on sentences and fragments and just about anything else you could imagine because the author on this site is generally pretty bad at writing. In-fact if you find a post without errors in it, don’t get used to it because it will probably not happen again. All mistakes will likely be corrected eventually, but not necessarily so, and all users must agree that in no event will this website or its authors be held liable for any damages (real or imagined) that result from the inability to access this website, read this website, understand the material or emotional distress caused by above scenarios.

This website is not intended for young children, pregnant or nursing mothers above the age of 70, anyone who can’t read (well I guess they could look at the pictures or have someone read it to them), or anyone who purposefully scares cats with vegetables, in particular cucumbers. If anyone knows why cats are so frightened of cucumbers please email me, I’m curious.

The terms of use may be modified, amended, deleted or changed to another language at any time without notice or warning. In fact, we will probably be changing them quite frequently just to see if you are paying attention. By using this website a user agrees to abide by the most current version and/or modification of the terms of use.
When using this site a user agrees to the following code of conduct. A user agrees not to:

  • Use the site for any unlawful purpose.
  • Transmit any content or information that is unlawful, abusive, obscene, libelous, fraudulent, defamatory, pornographic, poisonous, hateful, deceitful, virulent, hurtful, evil, caustic, acrimonious or scathing.
  • Transmit any content or information such as advertisements, solicitations, chain letters, pyramid schemes, multi-level marketing, single -level marketing, Ponzi schemes, pump and dump, newsletters or any text with an inordinate amount of capital letters.
  • Engage in hacking, spamming, slamming, cracking, cramming, sending any virus, worm, Trojan horse or any other malicious code, reverse engineering, or doing any other devious electronic thing they don’t have words for yet.
  • Use any personal information about others or post any comments containing personal information without the express consent of the person whose personal information is being used.
  • Violate any intellectual property rights.

This website and its administrators reserve the right to terminate site usage privileges immediately if not sooner if a user or the users family/acquaintances/pets are found to or are suspected of or are even thinking of violating the terms and conditions of use or the code of conduct. We reserve the right to delete any inappropriate or appropriate material at any time for any reason whatsoever, but probably won’t unless you are mean.

Each user and/or spambot is responsible for the content and/or material they post/upload/email/transmit through psychic channels to this website. By sending these comments and or materials the user implicitly and explicitly gives permission to reproduce, copy, replicate, distribute, redistribute, re-redistribute, ponder, display, use, sell, buy, barter for or license without compensation, royalties or even a thank you – although we will probably thank you anyways. By posting information you the user become solely responsible for your actions like a big boy/girl/robot.
The user acknowledges that by using the website no fiduciary, confidential, contractually obligated, good faith, bad faith, joint venture, partnership, romantic or platonic relationship is created between user and website or owners; unless you are a robot, then you are allowed to be friends with the website.

Cookie policy: Cookies are delicious, but I can’t condone their consumption unless they are gluten free, sugar free, free-range and free from GMOs. I know cookies and web logs exist in some sort of electronic form but I don’t really understand them and if I figure them out I promise to only use them for good, not evil. takes privacy seriously and will never sell your personal information. Never. hates spam and will never intentionally spam you. Never.

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